Signs

Is it a sign? My head keeps reeling! I have had heartburn most of this 2ww. My sense of smell is out of this world. Everything smells so strongly. Who needs Fragrance Lamps when you have a sense of smell as enhanced as mine!! Probably just the medication, but it just makes me think I just might have some luck and/or chance!

lines

In my line confusion... here are some more lines... one liners!

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

For more one liners keep reading here ... http://www.the-joke-shop.com/showjoke.asp?joke=251

Authenticated

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was

certificate authentication of the skull, signed by Saint Patrick himself.Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains.'I've got the very thing for you,' said the Irishman. 'It's the genuine skull of Saint Patrick'.'You swindler,' said the American. 'You sold me that ten years ago,' and, producing the skull, added, 'Look, they're not even the same size'.'You have it all wrong,' said the Irishman. 'This is the skull of Saint Patrick when he was a lad'.

Leeds

Just back from Leeds. All went well. I must say I loved the shops there. I could not help but shop shop and shop. I even saw some lovely jewellery. I find that I want certificate authentication when I pick up second hand jewellery. The reason I like second hand jewellery is they tend to be old and the styles are more classic and so much more beautiful. I do prefer classic anything over modern, but then thats me!

Big Day Tomorrow

It's the big day tomorrow. .....

Watch this space!!

The Internet

I have been helping out at my local church youth group on a Tuesday. It is funny that no matter what you do, there is always so much paper work to go with it. You need to log names, dates and plan out things. Then there are accounts. Not to forget that you also need to keep everyone updated. Thankfully email really helps to improve application availability. Admittedly calling works, but you cannot forward paperwork on a phone unless attached to a fax. So here's to email and the web! I forget what it was like pre laptops!!

Arthur's Birthday

It is Arthur's Birthday today. We threw a party for him complete with bouncy castle. He dressed up as King Arthur. We had loads of fairies visiting. And Arthur even had a special visit from Spiderman! He received so many presents (and in case you are wondering he did not get any fragrance lamps)! LOL!

Party Time

I am getting all prepared for Arthur's Party on Sunday. Everything is being organized. I have named Party Bags, Party Toys, Modelling Balloons, A Bouncy Castle, My Camera and Video. It would be great live event video streaming so all our family and friends in Malta can be there. But truthfully I have enough on my plate without adding more to it.

Birthday

People keep asking me what to get Arthur for his birthday. I know I don't want official NFL Jerseys but I don't quite know what to ask on his behalf. He seems to have everything he needs from books to toys to clothes! Honestly I am really stuck for ideas for what to say.

Arthur is getting so excited about his birthday coming up! Mind you, so am I!

Party Organization

I have been preparing for weeks for Arthur's Party. It has taken so much planning and Thank heavens for database administration or there is no way I would have been able to get organized. I literally had to plan everything from the guest list to the entertainment and from the food to the party bags. Here is to hoping that all goes well on Sunday.

Makes me wonder if I am up to party planning!! We will know pretty soon!

Tesco Sucks

Tesco sucks!! I placed an order with them today and they did not even have the courtesy to call me to cancel. They really need to improve application availability, which is obviously non existent. I could not even get the staff to give me coherent information. This is aside from the fact that I do not even have my groceries! What do they want... me to go to Sainsburys or Asda?

Abandonment

Can you believe that a new born baby was abandoned in a field. I am not saying shower the baby in silver baby gifts but come on, at least leave the baby in a basket on the doorstep of someone, ring the bell, run and hide! At least this way the baby stood a chance of survival. If the baby was not found by the boys, she could have died! Isn't that sad?

Manx Voice

Owen has been building a new site called Manx Voice. He is currently really pre-occupied with its security. I think he is inputting some 2-factor authentication or something like that. Honestly it is a bit beyond me. I just submit articles and that is as far as my understanding of the website goes.

Cleaning Jewellery

Here's a tip...

Most jewelry can be cleaned using simply soapy water. This includes mens jewelry, so there is no excuse to hand it to the wife to clean it. Capish?

Mind you, as a woman, if you decide to give me a piece of jewelry, I will glad clean some of your trinkets!! LOL!!

Presents

So today we asked Arthur what he would like for his birthday. His reply was "Presents". Not much help for us. Ok we were not expecting him to tell us, "excuse me, but I would really like some teryx accessories and a book on astronautics!", but perhaps something along the line of "I want a remote control car and a lazy town or numberjacks book! Argh!

Plants

Arthur was given an Amaryllis plant by Grandpapa yesterday. He keeps watching it "grow". He asked if I thought it had grown this morning. Give him a little time and he will be asking me for grow lights! Hopefully he will have green fingers unlike me!

Arthur's Birthday

It just hit me that it is two weeks to Arthur's Birthday. I cannot decide what to get Arthur as he seems to have everything even original NFL Jerseys!

Can you believe it... in just a fortnight Arthur will be 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to Renew

Time to prune my plants... and perhaps get some grow lights for them so that I can actually see them grow before they die! My strawberries last year suffered a miserable fate with them actually rotting before they even ripened. Arthur was ever so sad that they kept going bad! Fingers crossed for a bumper crop this year.

Happy New Year

Happy New Year