Merry Christmas

Here is to wishing everyone a very Merry Christmas!!

Christmas

Christmas is so much on my mind. I feel like Santa Claus... I make lists and more lists... like what shall I get Randolph.... not quite sure he would appreciate lab coats... or would he?? Argh!!

Barbie!

A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realises that it is his daughter's birthday and that he hasn't bought her a present.Out the corner of his eye he sees a shopping mall. Knowing it is now or never, he pulls into the parking lot. After a frantic search he finds a toy store. He goes inside and attracts the attention of a sales clerk.When asked what he would like, he simply says, 'a Barbie Doll.'

The clerk looks at him in a condescending manner and asks 'Which Barbie Doll would that be, sir?'
The guys asks, 'So, what ones have you got?'
The clerk replies, 'We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Does Night Clubbing for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.'
The man is puzzled, and asks 'why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all of the other Barbies are selling for $19.95?'
'That's obvious!' says the clerk, 'Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's LA used office furniture, Ken's dog...'

Candles

Owen & I picked up a candle from Tesco. Admittedly it does not quite compete with designer candles like Circle E Candles.... but it gives off a chocolate scent... and was not expensive... mmmm!!

Teletubbies go to the office!!

La La used office furniture in their latest teletubbies program and do you know what happened? ....

Seriously.... did you really think I watched the teletubbies? I don't let Arthur watch teletubbies.... why would I be wasting my time with such drivel? Honestly!!

Christmas Candles

We set up our Christmas Tree today. I would love to have real candles like they had in the past. I am not talking Circle E Candles type but thin white candles. They have a name but I cannot remember what they are called. But they are too dangerous... and lighting them would be a Christmas Day only event!!

Taylormade

Have you heard of taylormade drivers? I know Taylormade is my local nail salon... though I was not aware that they offered a home service. Somehow I don't think we are talking nails!!

Work

I need to start working again. I miss The Joke Shop. We really used to do all sorts of things from Balloons to Jokes & Tricks (obviously) and from Wedding Favors to Costumes. The bit I miss the most is seeing it grow!

Growing

I wonder if grow lights are good for plants because they give off light or if they are also good because they emit heat? Here in IOM you need the light but you could do with the heat too!