Golf

I always thought that golf was just a game played with golf clubs and golf balls and balls are hit to land in 18 holes one after the other. You did require an odd name like Tiger or Lion but any one could play. But apparently it is more complicated than that. You have to choose drivers (there are mens drivers and womans drivers) and there are Tees (not the warm comforting drink) and caddys and who knows what. Golf does not look like it will be my game!